HAPPY INTERNATIONAL WOMEN’S DAY!!!
i need to get a real job so i can stop crying over expensive lingerie and start crying in expensive lingerie
still one hundred percent accurate
im always suspicious of anyone that finds me attractive
Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don’t have to. But you probably will, because I’m hilarious.
Union Transfer | 02/28/14
Don’t shame the girls who sent pictures of themselves half-naked to their significant others as a way to express eroticism which is healthy and natural… give the people hell who think it’s okay to destroy someone’s trust and distribute those images simply for entertainment purposes.
Say it again. I don’t think they got it the first time. Too much truth.